I heart you.

Ahhh, but there was always trashy stuff, don't you remember? I remember ordering some silly Garfield joke book. Honestly, as long as they're reading SOMETHING it doesn't have to be a masterpiece.

How exciting! What grade(s) do you teach? Do they still do summer book kits?

Aww, really? I mean, I understand why, and that's great that they save paper, but still...disappointing.

Scholastic book sales! I'm unreasonably excited for the day that my child is old enough to bring an order form home.

Pre-chewing your kid's food? What a delightful way to introduce all your nasty grown-up mouth bacteria to a young child! The idiotic anti-vaccine blather is just the icing on the cake. Or the mayo on the shit sandwich, whatever.

What a cool book! Of all the things you photographed, which was the most inaccessible?

If you would write a full-length post about that experience I would read the hell out of it. Please consider?

"We need healthy people. Pregnant women should not show up at work. Sit at home and look after your child, got that?"

These ads are so shitty. I grew up with a stay-at-home dad. What was he, an intern or something? He did EVERYTHING.

Atheism is uniquely American? That's debatable.

I'm afraid we're all going to have to keep waiting. This is the exception, not the rule.

It would have been wonderful to have a community like this when I was a teenager! Fortunately I had an older sibling I was comfortable talking to.

So, who here never actually got any sort of sex talk? As progressive as my parents were, their discomfort with the subject prevented them from EVER discussing it with me. When I was probably sixteen (in other words, way too late) my mother vaguely asked me if I had any "questions" and then never brought it up again.

Did she save the bottle? I'm really curious if there was something in there that didn't belong. Dandruff shampoo is really rough on your hair, but not *that* rough. Sounds bizarre.

At least they don't slaughter them like at the Rattlesnake "festival" in Sweetwater, Texas. Ugly, cruel behavior.

How on earth did he pay for that first nose job at 18 if his family was so poor? How on earth did he pay for the subsequent procedures?

Buy this book! It's only $7.50 on Kindle right now.

Well, more power to you. I just hate watching people struggling with obvious mental illness. It feels gross.

"I have no life! I have no wife! I have no kids! It causes personal pain!"