Is this any different than the creepy twenty-or-thirty-something who still parties with high school kids and supplies them with booze? There were several of those guys still hanging around when I was in high school. They were usually washed-up jock types, who had graduated at least a decade ago. Guys for whom…

OF COURSE it didn't happen until after the championship. Fuck him, fuck the university, and fuck everything about this.

Having a crappy night? I'm sorry to hear that. I'll be up for another hour or so if you need a listener.

What a handsome boy!

I'm delighted by Aimee Mann's tweet. Finally, someone who agrees with me on infinity pools! Those fuckers are TERRIFYING. Just looking at pictures of some of the rooftop ones can make me feel slightly ill.

On a semi-related note, if any of you haven't listened to or read "Swingset," I highly recommend dropping everything and clicking on the link. It's three minutes of pure awesome. Seriously, go listen to it right now.

What kind of stuff is happening with your students? There are plenty of teachers on Jezebel, perhaps one might have some advice? I went to school for education but don't have scads of experience.

I am sorry for your loss. You did NOT betray her trust, you did a very kind and unselfish thing for a creature in pain.

Obviously if you're in a graduate program you're stressed and your time is precious, but if you can find a little bit of time to do some volunteer work at, say, an animal shelter or Boys and Girls club you will feel so much better about stuff. I know it worked for me. It was a way to get out of the house, get out of…

My God, yes. Those "where were all these teachers when I was a student?!" type comments are disgusting. I can't imagine how terrible those thoughtless fools make victims feel.

Wow. That's ridiculous! Maybe if they don't want you to work part-time jobs they should pay you more for your freelancing...everyone has bills, do they not understand that?!

"I just don't want to talk about babies or clothes or makeup or dating or diets or weddings."

Caffeine?! Caffeine. Seriously caffeine. You fucking people.

And that is why I qualified it with "certain jobs in certain industries." I don't have a "near mystical belief in the importance of wealth and the Ivy League," but I can assure you that many people who work (and hire) on Wall Street DO.

Snip: "A friend leaned over and said, "Do you think it's a good idea to put that on your resume?" In their eyes, it was better to list no work experience than to list this "lowly" position."

At least it's just frosted, and not filled with jelly or that custardy stuff? I guess?

"My voice will definitely be heard." Sure thing, hon. If there's one group in this country that's always struggled to make its voice heard, it's the fundamentalist Christians. . .(rolls eyes)

Oh Jesus, my in-laws make a fucking big deal of McDonald's senior coffee too. I don't know how many times I've heard them rattle off what a great bargain it is. Only they order decaf. What is the point of ordering decaf?

I assume this is just regular coffee they're giving away, and not any of their premium coffee drinks? Probably not worth it. An Egg McMuffin was my go-to hangover cure in college, but I ordered one a few months ago and I felt incredibly ill afterwards.

And don't forget, national news would be running the story 24/7. Poor baby, I hope she's alive, but damn, if the guy was buying contractor trash bags. . .