There used to be a type of yogurt that would come with a little plastic cup of toppings. I think they still make them with granola (or another typical non-crazy ingredient) but I swear when I was a kid there was a brand/type of yogurt that came with actual gummi candy as a topping. Does anyone else remember this or…

No joke, I'm actually eating a Fruit by the Foot RIGHT NOW. Costco has a giant box of them on sale this month. Edible flypaper? I don't care. It's goddamned delicious.

Gummi sharks?

They've finally figured out what we knew all along - the Million Moms are a joke.

You made me curious and I had to see for myself. Good God, they're almost as bad as YouTube comments!

"Just eight percent of women in their 50s and two percent in their 60s agreed with swapping an engagement ring for a house note."

". . .she was told that there are no protocols for addressing customers coming in contact with bloody clothing that has been improperly re-racked by careless employees because it "never happens."

-Shrugs-

Alright you two. Just hate-fuck and get it over with.

Please do, and thanks.

Oh, thank you for this. Sad Paul Ryan makes me absurdly happy.

I'm looking forward to the outraged comments from folks who only bothered to read the headline! Should be delightful.

"MAKE STRESS VANISH with a simple breathing trick!"

Because it is literally impossible to have sex in the back of a limousine with your spouse. People who are married NEVER have exciting or scandalous sex (at least not with each other). God, it's not enough that people like O'Reilly project their jealousy, hatred, and bigotry onto everybody else, they have to assume…

Looks like they need to fix the article, it says five-year-old son. Did you know the couple then? My condolences.

It's hitting me hard as well. Maybe because they look so happy. Maybe because Jackson has a small child.

The way she refers to "the daughters I never had" ought to make any woman's skin crawl.

Monstrous. Is there any way to help the poor little boy who's been orphaned?

She looks like she fell butt-first into my grandmother's quilting scrap basket.

Ignorance of how and why it's offensive.