This one is consensual. Knowing the type of guys that hang out on Reddit, many of them won't be.

Because nothing tells your daughter "Aim for the stars!" quite like a fucking toy ironing board. Every time I see toys like this from the fifties and sixties, I'm even more impressed that my mother managed to escape that fate and become a chemist.

I'm sorry. You deserve family members who will accept you as you are.

I really don't want to play a game of "both sides are bad, whaddayagonnado." The Democrats have not even come CLOSE to the levels of crazy we're seeing from the GOP. Leaders on the left try to muzzle their outspoken eccentrics, the leaders on the right pass theirs the reins.

Bohemian Rhapsody has so much going on - it's more than one song, that's why it works. Like how that Green Day song (no, I am NOT putting Green Day ANYWHERE near Queen) Jesus of Suburbia got radio play. This is seven minutes of the same monotonous, terrible popslop.

My spouse's mother asked me if I wanted to go to Hobby Lobby the other day and I told her no, because of this shit. She stared at me like I'd sprouted wings. I know this is only sort of related to the story, but dammit, it felt good. I might go get myself a cookie.

Cute goats, but that's a lot of poops. They should probably clean that stall or something. . .

Amen. If magazines can't sell with black women on the covers, then the editors aren't doing their damn jobs. This reminds me of comic book writers like MacFarlane whining about a lack of compelling female characters in comics. Shut up and do something about it.

Wow, the auction description is way too much. Don't call your child's friends "bitchy." Good lord, don't bring up missing fathers, why the hell would you do that?! I do agree with the punishment - but what terrible things to say.

These sorts of activities can be very useful and eye-opening for students, but ONLY if all the adults involved are well-trained and sensitive to the subject matter. In this case, they definitely weren't.

MIA, NFL, you both suck. You are terrible and you deserve each other.

Projection is pretty much all the GOP has at this point. I'm not surprised by this ad at all.

I'm glad I'm not the only one scratching my head over that.

If it makes you feel any better, I never actually felt like my life had gotten started until after I was twenty-six. Hang in there!

How can you say something like that when you clearly don't even know the definition of "Liberal Arts?" Ridiculous.

"The book is prime bait for critics exasperated with mainstream feminist conversations that focus on the concerns of privileged white women. . ."

I love how there's a salad and veggies in that picture. Like how the old ads for Lucky Charms would show toast, grapefruit, and orange juice - in a hopeless attempt to convince you that it could be part of a balanced, nutritious meal.

Her tongue. . .is just gross. Scrape and brush, Miley.

Oh, I just LOVE the "Deregulate MEN'S bodies!!1!" whiner. My faith in humanity has decreased, significantly. Those anti-choice shitheads just ruin everything, don't they?

"Kris Jenner posted a sensual bikini shot on Instagram immediately after her daughter Kendall Jenner did the same thing.