Ha! I know right? He just wants to learn, and we're being mean. SO MEAN.

Well, if I were in charge, I'd let you adopt him - as long as you let him hang out with kids his own age! Seriously, I always wonder about kids like this and how much social stuff they're missing.

You're one to whine about a comment bringing nothing to the conversation.

Your grandfather sounds like he is (was?) a very smart man!

Seriously though, what's your problem? You honestly can't understand how disgusting your comment was? Christ.

If I were her, I'd want you to tell me. If he's fine messing around on his WEDDING DAY then he'll do it anytime.

What kind of person openly hates cats? (Answer: a terrible one)

Uh, sorry, the answer is NEVER "pressure someone into having an abortion." NOT EVER. That was gross that the sister's friends even suggested such a thing.

I'm so sorry. What a shitty thing to do. It's probably the first memory that comes up when you think of your grandma's passing and funeral, and that's the shittiest thing of all.

That is awful. What was her reasoning?! That it would be the last chance for a family photo with granny?!

What's really interesting is how often these difficulties happen for WILD pandas. You have to wonder why exactly they're not extinct yet.

Yes! This one! That is one classy young gentleman.

Oh God, you missed one of the best ones - the kid taking the selfie in front of his nana's open coffin. If I could post it I would.

Ever tried the fancy peanut butters from Peanut Butter and Co.? I had constant cravings for their cinnamon raisin variety when I was pregnant. It is delicious.

I have NEVER felt that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were off-limits to me as an adult. Is that actually a thing that people think?

Seriously, don't these guys (looking at you, Marshal Brain) see the problem with always envisioning these "domestic help-bots" as women? Goddammit. Nice to see we've made so much progress.

Good point. One has to wonder why exactly they stick around.

"The men were afraid that Niall knew too much about their pickpocketing business. They said he would go on The X Factor and rat them out to the entire nation and a judging panel made up of Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole."

Are there ANY actual fiscal conservatives left in the Republican party? Are there ANY people left on the right that realize wasting money like this is bananapants crazy?

Seriously, those eyes are staring straight through me.