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I thought when I had my own kid I would be more tolerant of strollers. Honestly, though, I have even less patience for clueless parents causing sidewalk traffic jams and bruising my ankles. A stroller is not a difficult thing to control. Push the damn thing, don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk, and pay

The last time I went to France, the country was suffering through a terrible heat wave. At the parks we visited, children of all ages (not just toddlers) and even some adults would jump into the fountains and splash around in the nude. It was a nice reminder that not all countries sexualize nudity the way we

"It turns out that in any given year total rates of psychological disorder are 20-40% higher in women than men."

Hey, there's a lot to be said for name recognition. It's better for people to say "Oh yeah, isn't he that idiot. . ." than just "Who?"

I've been putting off mowing the lawn, and this article has inspired me to keep putting it off. If it's too hot to worry about hair, it's definitely too hot to care about the cosmetic appearance of my yard. Screw that nonsense.

". . .now, would you like me to explain all the other reasons that i'm pro-choice, or are you going to disingenuously reduce my beliefs to one single statement. . ."

Wonderful explanation, thank you for sharing it with me!

Thank you for staying in the South to fight for women's rights. Thank you SO MUCH for escorting vulnerable women and girls at the clinic. Doing this has more meaning than you will ever know. I am not exaggerating when I say that I owe my life and my sanity to a compassionate and sweet clinic escort. Thank you.

Regarding John Stamos, and his tweet. . .is he one of those insufferable people who proclaims "I treat my housekeeper/children's nanny/home nurse like FAMILY!" while still paying that individual shitty wages? I really can't stand those people. Someone who is like family to you deserves more than $30,000 a year.

I know the suggestion of gynecologist office was a joke, but wouldn't that make a great attack ad? Put a Republican candidate look-alike in stirrups, and have him grin and address the camera directly, "Hi, I'm Richard Mourdock, and I'll never have to sit here in real life, but I still think I'm entitled to decide

Oh, it's not you making crazy generalizations, I've noticed it too (and I'm a white woman myself). Many white people seem to think that they aren't racist unless they say incredibly extreme stuff like "I despise all black people and wish they would all die." Our country is full of people who are blissfully unaware

"Mahnke also allegedly told him President Obama and his wife and two children would be kicked out of the White House and “sent back to Africa” after the 2012 elections."

At the 1:37 mark, I went "Hooray! Thank you for being responsible parents and vaccinating your child!"

Wow, listening to Brooks ramble on about Westerns really drives home the point that many conservatives can't distinguish historical fact from fiction. Yes, the American West was a rough place to be, but it was a very different place from what stereotypical Westerns show us. Kinda like how the 1950s was more than

My humble suggestion - the Zombie Sharks should also somehow be Nazis. Shark Heil!

I hope to God Trayvon's parents bring a civil suit. I hope they take every last penny from that pathetic, lying murderer.

Who knows what it's supposed to be. This is all I can think of:

Christ, you'd think all the trolls saying "Women just aren't funny, trust me, I KNOW what's funny" would be, fuck, I don't know. . .funnier?

Ah, it's always "fun" to flip back and forth between stories like this and stories on Kotaku, chock full of commenters refusing to acknowledge that sexism is an actual thing that hurts people. I need a beer.

Sweetie, that's a mirror.