So what then, conservatives? After you get your way on this, what then? Will you try to keep Latinos out because their English isn't good enough (glass houses, etc.)? Will you make it a requirement that all immigrants have a Doctorate and a six-figure salary? Because let's face it, immigrants will never not be…

Blah blah, it's surgical superglue, not regular superglue, whatever. Doesn't take away from the fact that these doctors and nurses are amazing. They didn't even have the correct tools for the job, because Ashlyn (eh, that naaaaaame) was so tiny.

She sounds like a mash-up of all my college roommates. I say that with affection, of course. Poor woman.

"All countries have a violence against women problem."

That was great! Props on the poster for showing us the yard and deck. I know when I was in college, away from home and living in the Big City, I was starved for a little nature. If I'd seen a place with a yard like that, I would have paid double.

I actually groaned when I read the bit about Rowe offering to take on guardianship of Paris Jackson. Those poor kids. They are SURROUNDED by people who do NOT have their best interests at heart. Sometimes I think about how it would feel to be a celebrity and realize that the people in your life wouldn't give a damn…

I want to believe that the Obama administration didn't actually have a problem with any of this, that they just fought so when the social conservatives started howling, they could shrug their shoulders and just say, "Well, we tried!"

So the grooms have to prove they have an actual pot to piss in? Huh, how 'bout that.

Well, that graphic of a fetus rockin' on guitar just sold me. ROCK4LYFE.

This one made me gigglesnort:

"100% sustainably sourced"

I'm looking forward to seeing this. I loved this quote from Lisa Fischer, one of the backup singers featured in the film:

This matches up with my personal experience. I lived in a run-down old house for my last two years of college, and had three roommates - a "slutty" one, a prude, and another who, like me, fell somewhere in the middle. Guess which roommate was always there to help me out when I was sick, upset, or had too much to…

Thank you for this! Excellent points.

Jesus Christ on a tricycle, those are terrifying.

Shoot, he and his brother are even younger in MY head. I had a cousin who was absolutely obsessed with his brother when we were younger, she had pictures of them plastered all over his walls, so I saw a lot of his younger mug. Maybe that's why he's a perpetual preteen to me? I don't know. I feel old.

Le sigh. . .I had a few friends in middle school who thought like that kid. Hopefully she'll grow out of it, just as my friends did.

"How does anyone ever find anything to wear?"

Eh. This study was commissioned by a corporate entity that has a distinct interest in telling its employees to get off their phones and GBTW. I don't doubt that there's such a thing as too much multitasking, but doing two or three things at once is just what you have to do in this day and age.

Yes, true, and aren't the accomplishments listed more or less chronologically? Wife, then mom, then first lady of Arkansas, etc. etc.