Nooooooooooope.

The article never says he’s alive. This could be another hologram thing.

Mediocre? I thought yesterday’s episode was actually pretty strong with a plot that, with 50 years of Star Trek, that I’m shocked we’ve never seen done before*. There’s still a couple of things that are not yet working (Blob Guy, for example. Guys, that joke just isn’t working), but they didnt lean too heavy on the…

What exactly do people want out of this show? Obviously it’s nowhere near being Star Trek level good, but TNG was even further away from being Star Trek level good in its first season. Most of the comedy misses rather than hits, but at this point I don’t care because The Orville is clearly a sci-fi drama, not a sci-fi…

Frankly, I wouldn’t hire anyone related to a Lions player to do contract work. I have sincere doubts that they’d know how to finish.

You don’t have to tell me. Every time I see Tom Cruise, I think: “Yep, that’s a real bottom right there.”

Kinja has been extra crappy lately. Comments on a number of articles have taken a few hours to appear. So, great job, Internet!

Can we stop letting nostalgia get in the way of acknowledging this wasn’t a good movie?

Sometimes there isn’t much of a choice, though. They’re easy enough to avoid in more rural towns, but bigger urban areas with lots of sprawl? You’re gonna have a beast of a time finding the house you want that you can afford and otherwise plausibly live with outside of an HOA.

More like “a conscious uncoupling from the program,” amirite?

She did seem pretty excited about Kelly’s premiere here:

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

See also: “still”.

Are they allowed to tell a compelling story, too?

Phyllis Diller, Katey Sagal, uh...

They’re doing that. They’re not doing it enough for you. Clearly, any coverage at all that doesn’t scream loudly about the allegations, regardless of connection to the film or event at hand, is not enough for you.

In your fears, exactly what could they track that could harm your every day existence?

As a software developer, I can tell you usage metrics go a LONG way in helping determine improvements, fixes and new features in practically all software.

You’re still conflating everything into one big indiscernible mush.

Whooosh!!!!