OHHHH! You’re Joel Osteen! Now it makes sense.

I fully appreciate that you probably get 30-40 likes when you post that drivel on Facebook. Then you go have some craft beers with your white friends and you all talk about how you’re making such a difference because you posted some inspirational bullshit in your social media echo chamber... but for real, you’re just…

ohhhh, we’re on the comprehension thing. Cool. Well then let me know when you comprehend reality. Otherwise, good luck with that hashtag justice. It’s totally working.

first step to what? Let’s be honest, Miranda is doing nothing but posturing for Twitter there... he’s giving Trump everything Trump wants. How dumb have people become in this?

it triples as a documentary about overrated bands

it’s funny because I thought last week was the worst episode and I enjoyed last night’s... then I read blog posts like this and wonder what they are watching. I think they want it to be a show that deals head-on with today’s political climate every week. Best I can gather.

ahh yes, that stand-up guy 50 Cent telling people what money is good money or not.

Obvious troll is an asshole. Fuck off you useless derplord.

sorry bout your day kid

Dear Tom Hanks:

You seem like someone who hates that athletes believe they have a right to protest.

don’t care who you are or what you are. If you see tragedy and your first action is a “I’ll donate money for everyone that uses my specific hashtag/retweets me/etc...”, you can get fucked. This is nothing more than a branding effort. People who use tragedy for their own gain are trash - even if it’s the guy who makes…

Dubbed the #PuberMe challenge

can’t wait for everyone to live tweet this with the same “ZOMG THIS IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE DAVID S. PUMPKINS!” lines knowing deep down it’s pure shit.

/ftfy

yeah, they’re pretty much everywhere now. Tough to find an area that you do like (and if you have a family, the schools you want for your kids, etc...) that doesn’t have an HOA.

“hey this is a company wide thing, not just for france”

Back to the subject of Rogue One, though, perhaps you need to have your eyes checked if you did not see the problems with the face not moving perfectly with the body or the weird artificiality of the expressions. I saw them. Many others saw them. They are there, whether you’re capable of discerning them or not.

Jesus. I just read Getty’s announcement:

given that’s not what it looked like maybe you were watching Rogue Cum, a Star Wars Parody