I love obscure baseball stats. No team had done that since 77, but in 1984 the Tigers began the season 35-5, so an even hotter pace for longer.

i see in previous posts you call your dad a piece of shit, so i can see the gay apple doesn’t fall from the piece of shit tree.

so consensual sex makes you a shithead now?

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want Freeze to give a press conference giving this speech verbatim

yup. Bingo.

this may be the first time I’ve ever hoped for a landslide

Charlemagne: But we waited till she was 18.

if the escort is in Detroit, though, it adds a lot of credibility to his story.

Meh. I’ve dialed 8s instead of 3s before if I’m being honest. Depends on how fried your brain is when you’re looking at the number or even how you wrote it down. I mean, we’re talking about ONE call. No other calls to that number or services have been found (so far), and the call was one minute. Pretty confident it…

no love for the Merman?!

pretty confident he HAS killed an escort already

if not, he’s going to take them to the cleaners in court

oh my bad for the confusion. There was no “argument”... you’re just a raging hypocrite. Next time I’ll be more clear.

And you have been dropped on your head to much....

“I hate him because...”

Person in Car: “Why are you going so fast?”

agreed. Star Trek IS a sandwich!

damm loved adam before....but hate him now

all things being equal... but Star Trek doesn’t have Lois Lane in its ear pissed that it can’t cuddle while its out saving the world

I choose Running Man