Nah. I’m good.

Newsflash: The crux of one boxing match can be one punch, just like the crux of a baseball game can be one pitch.

it’s kind of like the ‘70s British version of the Bloodhound Gang’s “The Bad Touch” but it’s at least a little bit funny.

it’s not really teleportation at all

Along the way, it has gained entry to the Asian Games and the World Games but fallen short of the big prize—the Olympics. That changed when they decided to bring breaking into the “DanceSport” family.

riiiiight. And I stand by that. I don’t stand by you somehow turning that into “the crux of one boxing match vs. one pitch in a single game,” because, you know, I never said that. Like I said, if you want to keep exaggerating for effect, go ahead.

Thanks for your input bae

nope. Never said that either. You can keep rephrasing if you want until you make it accurate... or you can keep exaggerating for effect. Totally up to you.

at no point did I say golf was more mentally taxing than boxing

it’s clear you know nothing about sport and what mental exhaustion is. Cool? Cool.

there are movies I like that most others don’t... and there are movies I don’t like that most others do. I think this applies to everyone on some level. That happens. But tossing out “masterpiece” is something entirely different.

You don’t understand any of the sports you’ve mentioned.

Like, it’d be pretty sweet to see Jimi Hendrix and Lenny Kravitz do a little call-and-response solo-off or some shit.

if that’s you “playing along” then you should definitely get better at “playing along” because you’re very bad at “playing along”

Nevertheless, pregnant employees would probably at the very least prefer being able to inform their boss on their own clock.

Twenty years later, I still think Contact is a masterpiece. In fact, it might even be better now.

The ways in which wypipo bend in order to justify their bigotry would make a pretzel jealous.

there is no realm or universe where boxing is more mentally grueling than baseball. As far as mindfucks go, there is NO sport that can match baseball. Bring in grueling and there’s a few sports that are right there with it. Tennis is also mentally grueling. Very.

“What’s the big deal? It was just her natural breathing” - Maria Sharapova

Do you even remember the depth of the allegations? Jesus man. I get it. You like Michael Jackson’s music. But this is fucked up stuff.