but that was a crotchety comment that’s taking this shit way too seriously.

This is an bad accurate take.

ohhh I don’t think that’s exclusive to white people, but you’re probably not very interested in honesty anyway

wow. What the fuck?

yeah. If the goal is to win a title, you have to get to the Finals first. The easiest path to do that right now is in the East... by far. How some of these guys aren’t seeing that is blowing my mind.

before I had a chance to sit down and write this

yes, just like Jesus ordered that hit on the gay night club in Orlando. It works the same way.

ummm, they’ll (and you’ll) be dead long before anyone is hurt by this

the team itself has been doing it for a number of years now. Not sure if it’s something Riley started, but it’s definitely part of their branding.

they’re also retiring his number... which seems to be some overkill IMO. I like Bosh and all, and thought the organization AND Wade/James made him a scapegoat of that Mavericks Finals, but I can’t get on board with retiring his jersey number there.

Jesus I forgot about this!

I actually loved the finale. The entire episode is scrubbed from online anywhere though, yes?

and the greatest series finale ever

Like, if you wanna know if your flight has WiFi but you’re too chickenshit to ask the gate agent?

What would you do if you walked in on your wife banging a robot?

I believe it does... and when you get past that you get to rape your African slaves in the bonus level

Pregnancy Pause sounds like a sexual position I haven’t explored yet

Curious hiring managers who click on the company link will be taken to a page that explains why taking care of a child is hardly a vacation and lists sobering stats on maternity leave in the US.

ugh. One of you. Just stop dude.

It’s bullshit how the league requires its labor force to tighten their belts on sweetheart deals Durant just cut for Golden State in order for players, owners, and fans to get what they all want—the best possible team—but at this point it is a fact of life, and is an environment the players themselves are to an extent…