such as "calculator" and "that one thing that comes with the phone that doesn't seem to do anything but you can't uninstall it, you know the one i mean".

why do i see getting another food fight as the positive outcome? what has gone wrong

mental health professionals hate this list

speaking of nostalgia, i will always remember the day i threw up in a blockbuster.

ladies.

well, excuse me if i don't believe you, melissa

so shut up about bootblacking

i hope you enjoy it, though i do not share your views on what is fun.

yes, but it's just a disappointing peck, devoid of any real emotion

in another universe, montgomery ward's weeps silently in a corner

rippling, shimmering pecs

and so the mask, which wasn't too good in the first place, comes off

wait, what am i afraid of

oh my stars are you a sad silly person.

i would prefer not to.

no

no.

man, the entire population of wales has some strong opinions

christ, what an asshole

i always try to avoid these pun threads, but then along comes one last temptation like this one