heuristic analog rental meat

everyone else is morally ambiguous, which explains their random dying patterns.

it means that karl marx hadn't seen anything yet.

lucky

aw… that is almost cute.

i really wish we could stop calling these things "event" series.

did you ever try the thing where you do a google image search for your first name + sonic?

that's…

far, far too well.

the… cool kids?

no, a dog named wishbone.

that's a perfectly reasonable challenge to try. reasonable job, internet!

i'm loathe to admit it, but i'm afraid not.

olive garden is terrible at presenting pasta. it's all pasty whites and unnatural reds. it looks like potentially life threatening vomit.

the av club

the problem with the instantaneous destruction and recreation of the reality we live in is that i can never remember where i put my keys

BRING BACK THE PAST AND DESTROY CAUSALITY, DARK LORDS OF TIME

it had its moments. "thus" is always a bit of fun to throw out there.

i kind of did enjoy this fact. the letter "w" really likes to fuck with acronyms.

good. i am glad to know this from you, my friend.