i'm 30 and i remember people saying things identical to this 16 years ago and i don't understand time anymore

i know. you want to go back in time and ask them "is this the best way to do this?"

i've missed you

by punching them, right? punching the media?

she didn't even give us a chance! allison, you didn't even give us a chance.

oh god

*goes for a risky pun, falls, breaks leg, ruins career and life*

you can now save all of your yells in the cloud and monetize them for ad revenue

i thought it was two dots next to a sideways butt.

and you, and all you know and love

you did not understand the thing that you read.

troll HARD or lie trying, girl?

well done, january 17th. i mean, you could have done worse.

socialists are infamous for never giving anything

no, he just ate all their damn almonds.

"a nightmare vision of a past that never was… or was it?

i thought that was about adventure time for some reason and got heck of confused.

oh, i'm sure they are. and a wonderful takedown on we hunted the mammoth. there's just no way i'm clicking that link.

a time when facial hair roamed wild and free…

no thank you