kids today are enormous bewinged creatures of flame who we must all obey, lest the flesh be seared from our bodies

that seems like it would be hellish to sort out.

now i'll never know if twinkies make a good shock absorber!

why should we trust you? you're todd todd todd todd todd t. squirrel!

a harshmallow is when you've got the marshmallow almost perfect, you know, that wonderful golden brown, and then it slips off the stick and into the ashes, right on top of a cigarette butt.

the sharknado is caused by sharks jumping themselves, over and over

competitive mccarthyism apologetics

she must occasionally says awful things so that the rest of us can be reminded of how our own sins are fairly minor.

i haven't read it, but it's a marvelous title. i just want to look at that title, again and again

i almost would want them to do a whole movie of bmo looking for a shoe, though

so… i love adventure time, but the show is made in a way that sometimes even the ten minute episodes leave me exhausted.

up in the keweenaw.

perspective is strange. i was born in hamtramck, and wasn't fully aware there was a michigan outside of wayne and (southern) macomb county. and wouldn't have counted grosse pointe as part of detroit.

i'm so glad that brandi maxxx achieved her dreams in politics, just like leslie knope.

me too. i realized it was impossible, but i wanted a shot of him in the background, looking puzzled, at least once. that would have been enough.

i don't know if i would like to be left with the west side of the state either

problem is, there's two.

someplace that you visit once, and then once you leave, no one can remember that it ever existed?

well, it's also pretty corny.

of course they get a jab in at michigan. bah! i'll have you know that michigan is… we have… it's just that…