oh lord. be careful. the first one can be summoned by name.

i've got to watch that one again. i love all the colleen episodes, unreservedly.

kenneth is really unsinkable in that episode.

say hello to horsefellow and yet another cookie monster!

it's a painful enough line that reading it makes me cringe, after all this time

the fist names do still crack me up. "say hello to bono, and sandra day o'connor!"

the rest of jack's family being shown just doesn't work. all of them together don't have the force of personality or importance that colleen had in the show.

"jay! go get my nose back."

nah, he's leveled up since then. now he's a racist homophobic asshole!

yay! now i can actually play these games, instead of just watching my cousin play them, because he was an asshole and never let anyone else play his precious games. or he would let me play, but only until i died once, which happened immediately, because i never had the chance to learn how to play, because he was an…

what did i think you were going to say? your bike, of course.

eh, i bet ziggy told you that.

reality is a pretty shaky concept these days

*gets deported from a world of pure imagination*

age of valmart: return of the ghost draculas

yes. and it had an excellent smaug, voiced with the right mix of power, arrogance, and complete disdain.

battles were often shorter affairs in medieval times and earlier. if you are wearing any sort of metal armor, you simply can't fight all day. exhaustion will kill you.

ah, yes, the classic fucking king kong. the titular ape, indeed.

i actually do think that showing as little of the battle as possible was a good decision. the hobbit isn't about glorifying battle or war, and they did a good job of showing how absurd and wasteful the whole thing was in just those few minutes.

the nice thing about the animated version was that the battle lasted a few minutes, and was mainly just a bunch of wiggly dots.