well, apart from the chafing, right?

hey there internet. you… you been busy lately? you know, your mother was over at shopko the other day, and she says they're hiring. it'd make her pretty happy if you would put an application in, at least.

but let's get back to talking about dolls

my life as a naked and headless barbie doll has been… difficult.

that's why it's called risk.

*shitghost apes crowd*

*is disappointed that the robot is not itself made out of spam*

wait, has everyone become a spambot?

they are also clay goblins that can speak with the sand.

are they fake or are they real
are they plastic or are they steel?

throatwarbler mangrove?

to be honest i'm not a fan of revenge stories in general. and this one in particular is usually deeply sexist in execution.

good lord do i ever hate the whole "dead daughter/girlfriend/wife, vengeful hero dude" thing.

you know, i remember a time before people used this space to extensively recap the shows they were watching, and i remember now, but i don't remember when the one became the other

i do not.

hey! zat's awful!

she's also australian. australian.

everyone wears enormous, beautiful hats, all the time.

huh. if this is as decent a show as this review says, then it was pretty poorly served by the commercials. i'm interested now, though!

this thread is pregnant with pun possibilities.