they don't need to, they just love their work.

wait wait wait…

some day soon, when trillions of nano bots descend from the sky in a silvery cloud, just before our living flesh is processed and remade into still more of the unthinking mass of machine life, we will all look deep inside ourselves and realize that yes, yes, this is exactly what we deserve.

you'll regret saying this when her plan to become god-empress of the world at last comes to fruition.

"edgy. i keep hearing that word from my clients. everyone wants edgy. WHAT IS IT?!"

i remember that song.

more puns? is it my tune?

oeuf, that was a bad one.

i still kind of like the word macguffin.

ok, i did appreciate the timer being set to 6:66

it's just a good thing it wasn't left up to benjamin franklin, otherwise it's just be the third of both of those.

sally rolls her eyes, rues the day she showed jefferson how to set up a facebook account.

thomas jefferson would probably have found a farting hippo tremendously amusing.

this. this the everloving fuck.

"they were vermin, fawlty! dirty rats!"

yeah, we do. it's an oblongation.

you could have a scene where she has to treat people who got caustic chemical burns while banging in a supply closet.

*faints dead away*

the major is a very, very different character, now.

*kermit the frog shakes his head, gets on a bike, and rides away*