i thought that meant that dratch would actually show up in the comments and school people, but i'm not sure at all now.

i'm pretty sure lucy is a time traveling assassin.

andy's going to break his leg falling off of a hoverboard

the av club

crow seems to be stunned and in awe

nicki minaj: "you know, every year i become more and more convinced that the wisest and the best, is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful…"

fucking yes!

clearly they must next go undercover as a southern lawyer named constance justice.

i gotta be honest. i still worry about choking to death in the shower sometimes.

meanwhile, tjardus greidanus' family make their own plan. "remember, if you see lizzy caplan, shoot first."

that was rough.

what about sandsharkstorm?

reposted amazon reviews?

i've got five empty bottle of pop, and i live in michigan. fifty cents, people!

oh god the heaves

10,000 motherfuckers could probably get your engine repaired pretty quick!

that is some excellent use of language.

merciful heavens.

as surely as aunt agatha is the one who eats broken bottles, it was.

silver cow creamers don't have breasts, you silly ass! not unless they're modern dutch, i suppose.