margarinely.

wait, charles? i thought his name was charlese merson! how disappointing.

ah, ok. i stand corrected.

what is it with shows where a bunch of people mysteriously vanish and then come back all different? is it really that interesting of a concept? (no)

you can watch jeeves and wooster on youtube, so i watched jeeves and wooster on youtube.

lil angil

i believe this story.

you know, i'm ok with just destroying the whole planet now.

he honors us with his laughter. a blessed day.

the king has spoken.

the only one i ever finished was 6, because my sisters and i got into a competition to see who would get there first.

i take a long, long time to play games. i mean, i still haven't beat ultima 5 yet, and it's been… 23 years?

they said they would be able to rebuild themselves after being damaged. they never said how that damage would come about.

these death robots were designed for peaceful purposes!

lego: the yellow peril.

find a child, pick it up
all day long you'll have to speak with the police.

in the end, the villains are defeated when someone accidentally spills hot chocolate into their bin, and all the pieces get gross and stuck together and covered in dog hair.

star whores: darth does dantooine.

pendulous is such an odd word. i guess it's from pendulum? which makes me just picture a grandfather clock. with breasts, in this case.

bigots live a long time. remember strom thurmond? he was still alive even when most of the flesh had been melted off of his body.