america

never before has a haircut said "asshole" as well as it does on those two men.

oh dear lord

wait, they have him in ad with children? i don't think i want to know about that.

no matter who else is in the picture, the creepiest person is always the eharmony guy. always.

i do not.

joe don baker in bed with a martian, bottle of baby oil on the nightstand. imagine that if you will.

joe don baker was in mars attacks. thus ends what i remember about mars attacks.

brain surgery? pretty wacky!!

i'm really not sure what's going on there. i think the tentacles appeared just seconds after the picture was taken,

man, gamera never had to deal with this bullshit.

doctor who's afraid of virginia's wolf?

i could definitely see something like "the very sorry song" showing up in bob's burgers.

"downvotes do not entail death. downvotes are death."

not just zombies. zombie li'l sebastians.

i said it before and it bears repeating: i love proteus.

i absolutely love proteus, and i will be playing it again, because it's just such a beautiful and calming game. but i'm looking for something else as well.

is there a mod for minecraft that removes most of the monsters, or maybe restricts them to chasms and the underground or similar? that's what i'd want right now.

i don't know if i have anything that can play any animal crossing.

what i want to play is a peaceful sandbox exploration game where i can just wander around a world and not be bothered by violence or quests or anything important whatsoever. no saving the world, no destiny nonsense, nothing like that at all.