bless you, alien jesus.

and here I thought that said "big bean"

wait, sonic the hedgehog?

i don't actually remember anything. back when that happened, i forgot.

you shouldn't be sorry for mentioning leafy sea dragons! they're delightful.

remember when people performed activities in a place? now, the place is gone.

there are actually people who believe that dragons existed, and still exist.

raising im-hope-tep

this is a sixpack, i know this!

egg laying animals, like ken dolls, don't have nipples! what madness has been wrought here

donna would work perfectly for that, but they never seem like they know what to do with her. it's frustrating,

what about dachshunds though?

every dinosaur will have them.

i still think he filled an important role in the show that's kind of missing now: someone who was willing to call both leslie and ron on their bullshit.

there is a national breakfast day, which is good! but it's actually just a promotion done by mcdonalds, which is sad.

no, i have enough nightmares.

the hobbit: a hard hobbit's night

the hobbit: was actually a rather short book

i got caught in an endless darryl loop, and that was ok.

12 years a pinocchio?