oh dear

… so how do you make your own pig boogers at home?

the mccreature

i actually had no idea that there were four different actual shapes, though! that's… something

honestly, having worked in restaurants most of my life, you aren't getting much better quality than mcdonalds most places you eat.

she's 31, which i guess is still pretty young in every world except professional athletics?

my mother loves the big bang theory, and arrested development.

i love that these things are happening.

i'm always excited when final jeopardy involves presidential trivia. it's like, ok, now it's my game! if jeopardy consisted of nothing but american presidents and american civil war trivia… well, i'd probably still lose. i don't do well under pressure.

but when have you seen him more lycanthrope, is what i'm wondering.

i… i don't even know anymore.

poetry out loud #4?

star baby!

i misread it that way too, and i'm choosing to stick with it, because it delights me.

at the end of game of thrones, all the characters get into a knock down fist fight and spill out onto the the movie lot next door, where they're filming "gay! a gay musical". a pie fight ensues.

but when does the star baby appear?

it gave me a thrill to see that f pop up among the c's

pretty much the exact opposite of morgan freeman as president, then?

has anyone ever done a rundown and comparison of the various presidents depicted in disaster movies? which fictional disaster president stared the most solemnly out a window before making a decision that doomed millions of people, for the sake of the world? which one had the most annoying child/children

tim for barck obanas statre of the uniaon