i'd donate money to a kickstarter campaign dedicated to keeping people from donating to kickstarter campaigns.

i personally find all adaptations of pinocchio horrifying

i like it very much.

this is probably the perfect example, yeah.

"the world is a horrifying and evil place, children! now pray that god kills you in your sleep, that's the best thing you can hope for."

are there any other famous novels that have been twisted so far away from their origins in popular culture? i'm actually curious.

thebes are some of the worst jokes i've ever seen.

it's wonderful how no one is going to be racist in the comments here, right?

wait, he has a collection of houses? like, just lying around?

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luther: the 95 theses: rumble in wittenberg

puns are the lowest form of humor. the absolute bottom.

the dancing dying?

the decomposing dead, starring you and everyone you know! (eventually)

psst! wake up! we're at grandma's house!

man, the jedi are always going off and joining the dark side, throwing tantrums and killing untold billions of sentient beings. the empire had the right idea, wiping them all out.

r2d2 3-po

the life and times of tk 421

you can't spell chipotle without lie

you'd think that when a woman washes up on shore, mute, the first thing would be to get her some medical care.