also true: there was a fire in the wing of the hospital i was staying in. alarms blaring, doors slamming shut, etc. it's still very vivid in my memory. so i'm glad i made it too.

yes.

chipotle still kills a whole lot of animals, though. those horrifically huge burritos ain't filled with just rice.

true story: i saw the little mermaid in the hospital, after enduring several weeks of painful surgery at four years old! but it was the day i was finally able to leave, so thinking about the little mermaid makes me thing of both a lot of unpleasant things as well as elation.

*takes out bat, whales away at pun thread*

i don't understand this part of the world

jurassic unincorporated community?

fuck you, the av club

the nightmare has now passed

*hides billy goat behind back*

this is a reality i want.

honestly, ignoring them won't work either. they've been doing this for a long, long time.

"girl twerks into sun, absorbs its power, is now like unto a god"

… i kind of hope there is a radio princess, now.

whatever it is, i hope it's not something theory people have been theorizing about. because i really like to see those people be wrong and surprised.

oh no

holy dang the horse

*clicks "ambivalent" button*

i'm going to go ahead and nominate "and yes, there's video" as one of the internet's more potentially horrifying phrases

well that's no way for a ruling family to retain supreme power over their domain.