my mom and i are going to keep watching what we have left of the show but very soon we are going to be done. i want to keep watching it, but i don't want to be done.

"i am the one who breaks wind in wittenberg!"

counterpoint: it's cute, but just like any other puppy, not having a unique dachshund face yet

statement: some dogs are cuter as adults, rather than puppies. dachshunds, for example.

who will play zombie plato?

the grass was greener then, people used to laugh more. there were concerts, in the park

this is the one:

i'm not going to tell you what to be excited about, you need to make up your own damn mind about that

pun threads frighten me. i'm just going to play possum until it's over

amazing maurice and diana wynne jones

i prefer a breadtangle of pizza

please do not pump the handle

if you watch carefully, you can see him in the shadows once per episode, wearing an expression of vague exasperation

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  the horses would win. horses are terrifying.

lambs and ducks are ancient enemies

i'll be keeping abreast of developments

the one 19th century president i would actually like to see a movie made about is grant. he was a complex character, his life story has so many ups and downs, and he was genuinely less horrible than a lot of people from that time (though still far from exemplary).

grover cleveland: a tale of two presidencies

and we are all james franco

thobama.