patagonianhorsesnake--disqus
patagonianhorsesnake
patagonianhorsesnake--disqus

i googled "fish reproductive system" and now my life is full of regrets

the zeitgeist ist sehr wunderbar!

annnnnd now that's stuck in my head

i don't trust you

they're completely fish, but with the eyes, mouths, and noses of humans

alright! controversy time!

i don't even have a pitch perfect!

but who will be the doppleganger of dj roomba?

your partners quickly grew disgusted by your insistence on devouring cartons of mcdonalds fries throughout

i really want this movie to be as fun and silly as the newswires have made me feel it will be, but i'm not familiar with the source material at all. for all i know, it's a grim saga of a space raccoon warrior who is seeking bloody vengeance for the death of his fallen tree friend.

and "deli vines"!

and also, "i end evils"

"sparrow, you're turning into a penguin. stop it."

CarrieAnnB has the dailly mail down pretty cold

twas ever thus

something something reference zone

you got your hitler in my ayn rand!

<connery> "she talksh in her shleep" </connery>

nah, they lost because hitler was a whiny crybaby who loved to stuff his face with chocolate cake while nude

hating reddit may not be brave, but it is completely sensible