a lot of culture came from parties though! get out of your ivory tower!

oh, i liked them. they aren't funny, but they fit the feverish, nightmare tone that the movie itself has.

i'm actually ok with this crime

pssst

"i dream of jeannie with the light brown… murder"

and i sincerely hope that the shippers are all torn down and left in ruins by revolutionary parisians.

apparently jeannie just straight up murders people with her powers, based on that intro

"there's a girl on the roof and she thinks she's a cat!

man it's almost as if countries interfere in the domestic affairs of others under the pretext of military and political self interest!

*sees a can of warm vernors, drinks lustfully from it*

ha ha! i think that eastern europe, the middle east, and large portions of asia would like a few words with you on the subject of russia not involving itself in the domestic business of others!

ah, the public cannibal games…

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus  seven maria sharapova's were built from 1947 to 1953, in an elaborate combination of russian baroque and gothic styles, and the technology used in building american skyscrapers.

giving unholy life to inanimate objects was one of the greatest mistakes the soviets ever made

2014: prophets
2015: the end times
2016: ????????
2020: profit! (for the elect few who are accepted into the kingdom of heaven)

did he draw a damp handkerchief across his brow several times as he spoke these things? did his wife watch from the side, her face pale and worried? did he pause briefly at the end, look about, draw his breath as if about to speak further, only to slump his shoulders and walk quickly away, refusing to meet the eye of…

i remain baffled by the fascination with the royal baby in america. we're americans, dang it! we should be filled with scorn for the monarchy, and all of its trappings, babies included!

and good for canada!

silliest name in star wars? that's a dangerous game, varmints. a very dangerous game

han looks out the window and sees his son's bright yellow x-wing parked in the drive