burn it to the ground, and sow the snails with salt

now, it may have been the freemasons! i know i've sensed their syrupy hands behind many a sinister deed!

normalicy

maybe one of the aliens movies is on?

the unrated version will be titled: aliens: ;)

i'm sure people would shell out a lot of clams to see that one made

part man, part plant, part lizard

the dixiecrats didn't exist until the 20th century! you've mixed up the eras! you've doomed us all!

the celebrated jumping samuel langhorne "mark twain" clemens of calaveras county

they got plenty of 19th century atlantic monthly and harpers on amazon for free, too! though a lot of them don't have tables of content. they're still a good source if you want to know how terrible washington dc was, or how you made a fish tank in the 1800's. (it was hard.)

i can't respond to this well…

also something something sweaters

more serious: i like to see video games being made about seemingly dull, innocuous things! ok, so the games themselves aren't often very good, but it shows people looking in other directions besides "shoot those dudes, the bad ones, yeah, them: 4".

large gentle bovine tamers

adventure, robot vacuum. adventure boldly where no man has gone before

"it strangely ended up disproportionately focused on the Duckburg universe."

@avclub-a24b54b58362f8dc4b670364958fe18c:disqus  my fear is of a celebrity guest chef on every episode

i feel like i might be able to get lost in smith's hair

man, they've always been obsessing over kids movies. disney is a secret masonic branch of the illuminati lizard people, and they're brainwashing our children so they'll accept the one world government, don't you know.

what would a ratatouille show be about? it's one of my favorite of their movies, but i'm not sure how you could make it episodic?