almost plausible! the best kind of crackpot conspiracy theory!

*reason is trampled by a rampaging mastadon*

the twist: the internet will admit that they do know how to spell and pronounce m. night shyamalan's name, they were just being jerks about it

i want to hurt the person who came up with that word, but i can never hurt them the way they hurt me

from the title, i'm expecting a certain pair of mystery twins to make an appearance.

"mastadon bikini: be the first to review this product!"

i tried it, and it's good. it really is!

without a doubt, someone, somewhere has already written this.

mr. tusks! you seem…

…….

it just seems like if they want to do any actual ruling, they'd have to pull one of the spare folding chairs from out of the broom closet. the iron broom closet

his beard is bedewed with eyeballs

it's probably difficult to sit on a cgi chair

man, the painting doesn't even make sense as a throne! one wrong move, and bam! you need a new king
 
maybe that's what it's for, like one of those ancient history things when they killed the king when things started going bad, or he got too weak. if he falls over and gets impaled on his own throne, that's a sign that…

all of the animals seem really upset

i

honestly though isn't migration a pretty big part of grapes of wrath? while the wire is pretty firmly about the location itself.

a grape of thrones?

this is the one, someone get that vaudeville cane to drag everyone else out

a boot stamping on a human face, forever