Okay, education time. Scroll up to the photo of the car from the side on and click the "expand" button. What I want you to do is to look at the front of the car, right at those pretty chrome bezels, and then follow the bottom body line down, then up over the front wheels, then down along the rocker panel, then up …

I would have her circle it, autograph it and clear coat that hood. Then put it on display in my house.