Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

He looks like the hippie you’re not supposed to follow to a second location.

Ironically, my original title was, “Gilbert Arenas Is A Fucking Idiot”..but yeah...I self-censor all damn day.

Is this the celebrity version of when a guy tries to holler at you on the street, and after you ignore him he yells you weren’t cute anyway?

11 days and counting.

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Indeed, we’re a bit like doctors in that we’ve heard it before. We’re glad you’re asking.

Jewel is famous for approaching grammar and word choice with casualty.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy

Ugh...this reminds me of several years ago, when I had just broken up with this guy, mostly for being too clingy. I had left facebook open in my browser, walked back in the room, and my cat had typed and sent a gibberish post on his wall. The “no, seriously we’re broken up” conversation had to start all over again…

It does fill my cold, money grubbing Jew heart with an appealing sense of whimsy.

I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

Kites are the worst. Sometimes I wish I could just clip all their strings.