Who is willing to do a seminar on “How to talk to people without being an asshat”? I’d gofund that.

See, I can see the police raising awareness for domestic violence. That’s a logical association!

Since the Pacific Ocean formed? I dunno. This is a tough question to answer.

The “hello Dawn” “hello Shirley” bit is one of the funniest in the history of Mad Men.

Raw cocoa butter + shea butter is a great option! Unless you hate the smell of chocolate. But if you don’t, get some (it’s pretty cheap on places like Amazon), melt it in a double-boiler (I use a glass mixing bowl in my rice cooker with some water in it), and pour it into a muffin tin. Keep it in the shower and it’s aw…