Chrissy Teigan is beautiful and witty and eloquent so you shut your mouth.

Crazy Ex Girlfriend is the bomb. It’s slightly uncomfortable at times, but really easy to watch while doing anything else (eating, drinking, vacuuming, whatever. Idk your life). Also, musical numbers and dark humor.

Fuck you Texas.

seriously. she didn’t need to make a statement. she was just like, “here are the fucking emails. have fun.”

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

I’m having difficulty understanding Margaret Cho’s perspective here. It sounds like Tilda was up front about the issues, expressed her desire to do something about it and sought advice from someone who is in a good position to provide it. And Cho’s responses were thoughtful and measured as well. Not sure what got lost…

Or Will Ferrell is just a bitch eating crackers.

Probably because she’s confusing him with Chad Smith who is married to Nancy Mack who attacked Scott Baio for supporting Donald Trump. Because your mom loves Donald Trump

I’ve seen a number of crew member friends complaining on Facebook today that Rossum’s move was selfish, and in danger of costing lower-level crew their jobs (in an effort to cut the rest of the budget to accommodate her salary). It’s so infuriating. Don’t blame the underpaid person for the boss’ unwillingness to cut…

I agree. I also think there is no one that could’ve beaten Trump. Everyone underestimated the power of racism and small mindedness.

The same. Because they are dumb.

This made me laugh, but you skipped my two favorite steps: He walks his contractor through a house that is basically collapsing on itself and covered in mold and guesses it will cost $30k to flip, doing purely cosmetic renovations; the flip costs between $80k and $120k and he learns nothing from the experience that…

Seriously - every episode I have seen has the exact same “plot”: they find a potential house to flip. She says something wise about the costs, about being careful because [reason], etc. He pays no attention to her and does what he wants (nearly every time this means overpaying for a house they decided not to buy). She…

Maybe if they were religious they would still be together and happy.

The UPS driver did the right thing, but this woman is the hero in this story. I don’t think acknowledging that is wrong or snarky, but as always, everyone is free to disagree with me.

Why am I not surprised?

Hey thanks for the compliment!

“What’s new” - my least favorite question. It’s like, “I don’t know, my fucking cat killed another mouse in the house this week. And the other one kicked shit out of the catbox onto the carpet. Fuck. What’s new for you?”

A man who was not supposed to have a gun filmed himself holding a gun and uploaded it publicly. What on earth does that have to do with fake news.

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.