George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

I think it might be time to accept that it isn’t just that Chris Pratt can only play one character, it’s more that Chris Pratt is kind of an idiot in real life, too.

With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

Fuck off.

I certainly don’t want to offend anyone, but I don’t believe the word ‘monkey’ carries the same racial implications you’re driving at in your comment, especially when the target is not a person of color. The word is used in a completely race-neutral way to describe the antics of children (climbs like a monkey),…

Is it a slur here though? Monkey is a racial slur, yes, but it’s also used to refer to the organ grinder’s dancing monkey, someone who performs degrading tasks upon command. Spicer is a white guy who is this administration’s dancing monkey. I’m not seeing the slur.

I’m all for rich Trump supporters to throw around money while desperately telling everyone they meet that they’re not racist. I get the impulse, and the $450 is crazy generous. But saying the equivalent of, “Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.” still seems off putting.

Plot-holes.

Future Mrs. My arm and I were having a discussion about “big government” and it’s role in society. I’m a liberal, so is she, so our view is straight forward in that the only thing that can challenge big business (for which we both work) is big government. A strong federal power is the only force strong enough to break…

Mayonnaise is too spicy

I don’t see him as a legitimate President either. Thank you Rep. Lewis for your continued bravery.

What’s in the revised script? WHAT’S IN THE REVISED SCRIPT?!

OMG RIGHT?? It’s like I can’t wait for him to just finish blowing the planet up awready, finish the ruination— just so I can get a little distance on what’s happening right now. We’re in the Prelude chapter to whatever documentary Ken Burns is going to make about the Trumpocalypse.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.