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Greenberg used to do this thing where he put his lips on the microphone while talking. He would literally rest his top lip, kind of off to the side, on the top of the microphone. It was freaking disgusting and super annoying. Based 100% on repeatedly seeing him do that, I have always liked Golic better. Now they are

I don’t get the Greenie/Simmons comparison at all. Say what you want about Simmons, but he clearly loves sports - sports, as in what happens on the field/court/etc. I’ve listened to M&M on and off for years, and you can’t convince me Greenie is a sports fan. He gets passionate about what somebody says in a dumb

Golic is your stereotypical mouth-breather. Nothing particularly offensive about him, but he has no talent. Greenberg is just about as fake as they come. The guy exists to make statements that will ideally keep the average moron listening through the next commercial. He’s like a hot take expert, with every bit of the

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Mike, obviously.

I just didn’t feel like I was treated the way I should have been treated

For all the shit the browns get about being a poorly run franchise. The lions have essentially had not one but TWO once in a generation skill players without anything to show for it WHILE ALSO KILLING THEIR LOVE FOR THE GAME. That really speaks volumes about the dumpster fire that organization is.

The Lions are so bad they made Sanders and Megatron straight up just quit football.


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Johnson’s still only thirty goddamn one!
Calvin should call Belichick, we’ll get him on that TB12 rabbit food and he’ll be loving it all again.

He’s screwed, he doesn’t have creible defense.

I want to know what unholy deal Stephen A made with Satan that gets him on TV but leaves him always at a table with someone even shittier than he is.

No one should be surprised any longer by Trump putting egregiously unqualified people in government jobs. His criteria seems to be how flattering people have been of him. I could probably have landed some patronage job if I had been willing to campaign on Twitter and stroke his ego, but thank God I still have some

This is, though, they don’t need to be. Their TV simulcast likely pulls in more advertising dollars than any of their radio partners. They were the reason ESPN went radio simulcast crazy for a few years there.

I don’t know if I’d call Greenie “interesting,” but he was actually milquetoast in a good way in this HOT TAEK universe we live in. He would very often slow down the topic du jour and identify the various sides of a question and bring a little nuance to things. It was far from groundbreaking or cutting edge, but as

the inability to quit smoking and drinking despite the (in his case enormous) consequences is a strong indication of addiction

For context of how shocking the 44/47 arrest figure is, Banks County is 93% white.

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

Unless you are from North Korea and don’t want to be sent to a labor camp

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

Thank god corruption in professional soccer isn’t dead, otherwise nothing in this world would make sense anymore.