What’s he been doing in the past year? Apparently this...

That last sentence. Those recommended stories. Cruel.

Luckily, the row behind the Sixers’ bench is already set up to acccomodate seven footers in street clothes.

I’ve never heard this before? So can any white person be racist what about what with a lower power dynamic than blacks? Wait now I just said something racist in an attempt to understand racism.

I didn’t say that, shitbag, I said we caught and enslaved them. Which is what happened. Or else there’s a whole lot of people that need to quit complaining about stuff.

Ok, so he can be racist, but I can’t? Hey society, here’s your mirror.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

If only there was an article that explained such things...

She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.

Here’s the thing: No team’s primary logo currently features a raptor. So, if that’s out and we’re left to choose from the teams that actually have animals in their logos, the closest to peaking 75 million years ago is... a hornet?

On the other hand, his sending you there resulted in that magnificent sentence. Kellyanne Conway’s face as silly putty draped over a knee was particularly inspired.

It’s true because another guy on the internet said so. Well argued.

Why are you humping a huffington post article (written by some random TV writer and former political aid) that has the intellectual and empirical rigor of a boring deadspin comment (without the profanity?). Do you seriously think this half a loaf is legitimate in any fashion?

Holy shit, that was like a 1000 word set up to a punchline that never came. Please tell me nobody really wrote

I know. Crazy the Cavs still won despite that.

No.

If I’m not mistaken, you can place bets on what the scoreline will be at halftime and full time. If you picked, say, 8 and 12 respectively for this match, I’m willing to bet you’d get good odds due to that being so unlikely.

Any explanation on how the fix was supposed to work? What was the line going into the game — I can’t imagine it was actually 11.5 or any form of normal bet that would require giving up 12 goals. I have no problem believing the game was fixed — I just don’t understand why it needed to be fixed by that much.

At least it’s more entertaining when the players and coaches fix a match, rather than when refs do. Like in last night’s NCAA title game.