One of the many ways men are privileged over women is they don’t deal with the same constant bombardment of the-not-quite-Ponzi-scheme-but-somehow-even-more-awkward LulaRoe/Scentsy/Roden+Fields/body wrap sales pitches from high school classmates on Facebook.

Life could be worse, you guys had a good run. At least you’re not some insufferable Louisville fan.

100% all in.

I was actually rooting for Kentucky. I like Calipari overall; he’s one of the few people who seems willing to puncture the NCAA’s bullshit

Xavier fan here.

You misspelled dook.

Wisconsin fan. It didn’t help, so I am imagining you as Duke instead.

Speaking as someone who loves the NBA and couldn’t give a fuck about the deeply inferior college game, I wish they all were Calipari. He’s the only one who gets it. He offers a better record than nearly every college coach out there, while simultaneously giving his recruits the only thing that matters: a platform on…

I always root against calamari because it is too chewy. 

I don’t think I’m going to give you the argument you’re looking for.

“You’re only down three--dribble it out, moron!”

Calipari didn’t create the one and done model, the NBA did when they said kids couldn’t go straight to the league from high school anymore. Why hold it against him instead of David Stern?

Part of UK fans’ devotion to Cal and the system is that it’s stoked by all the people who “hate” it for no legitimate reason. Why do you hate it? What do you care how an adult wants to enter his vocation? Cal is helping his players reach their potential, which is the point of college basketball and college in general,…

8 years at UK. 6 Elite 8's. 4 Finale 4's. 2 title games. 1 championship. I’m not a UK fan (UNC actually) so I may not be the best person to ask, but that is about as good an eight year stretch as you can put together in modern college basketball. If a few games go differently they have 3 titles in that span, not 1.

Are you honestly going to fire your hall-of-fame coach who wins your conference every year because he doesn’t win a title in the strangeness that is March Madness? It would be like Kansas firing bill self. It might make sense professionally, but not in college.

West Virginia watched and shouted at the tv screen, “Hey! They’re cheating! You’re not allowed to score any points in the final 30 seconds of the game!”

He’s the sage we’re going to need one day.

Sage Northcutt would never disrespect any of the deserving candidates by voting for only one of them.

Sage strikes me as the kinda guy who didn’t even know when Election Day was

Damn, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?