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I mean, she’s the best, right? I’m a 40 year-old straight, white dude. I’ve lived through every other dominant male or female recording superstar for the last 35 years. She just destroys everything in her path. I am in awe of what she is able to do to impact music.

“He’s responsible for all of our 34 vacated wins that year.”

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on...

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Had 3 fusions done in my neck Wednesday so I’m percolating kinda slow right now. Doctor said I had the neck of a 90 year old man which bothered me until I realized that that wasn’t really far off from the rest of me so no big deal.

Could you maybe, I don’t know, tell us what he said?

That’s a good idea. I’ve been drunk and trolled the breitbart comments and they are pretty swift to ban dissenters. It could’ve been my foul language too.

Sounds like copy for the next Matthew McConaughey Lincoln Continental ad.

I didn’t know Bill Walton had a Deadspin account.

you cannot guard a man who exists in the silvery slipspace between the waking world and the dream world

Chris Henry

Let’s remember some Mountaineers

Its like if your father hands you a box labeled “Nudes of Mom”. I know to not open that box. I don’t need anybody to tell me to not open that box.

Seriously, don’t. It wouldn’t even be fun to troll. Exclusively racist commenters with no humor or wit. True believers.

It’s like a youtube comment section except it’s filled exclusively with the 9 people who hit the “like” button on that one blatantly racist comment.

I’m almost curious.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

Did not need you for this lesson.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)