Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

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Best I could do on short notice....

Like that Metric song, “I fought the wall but the wall won”. Classic.

Ah, the time tested blind whirlwind technique. Very powerful.

I flew up in the air to unleash it, unfortunately I didn’t notice the hanging light fixture that entered my eyeline just as I triggered the Ulti.... it was not pretty.

I basically forced this on a Pharah, once, with Mei. Defending B on Hanamura, saw her coming in from the right, threw an icewall in the door way, to slow her entry, but... “JUST RAI-UGH!”

I’ve done that more times than I care to admit....

“[Immortal Object]” says the wall.

At least you killed something. Every time my special is ready, I’m dead immediately after I press the button.

Yeah, well check out my pro strategy of just clipping the side of the doorframe with my rockets.

Everyone is just jealous that I average 3 kills a match. Not every player has the the skills to shoot blindly while spinning in circles when backed into a corner.

I have walked Geralt back to his resting place, in meditation beneath the window in Yen’s apartment in Kaer Morhen, twice now. Each time, before quitting, I would stare out the window, brimming with nostalgia of the mad adventure I had gone on that was now at an end. This’ll be the last, and I’m already tearing a…