@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: next on Drew's rantyrants: why the Coen brothers suck, the Mall of America should be imploded, and F. Scott Fitzgerald was a piece of shit.

@FavreFAIL: He may as well boycott Target while he's at it.

@Always Winning: Holy crap. I was about to give you a +1 for making up something so hilarious, then I clicked the link. Wow.

@grayflannelsuit: Yes and the killer wind-up car... ...and fields of poppies... ...and Omaha Beach... IT'S ALL COMING BACK! AHHH!

One more thing: if you think that is sad and depressing, check out Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown. Charlie and the gang visit Europe to relive the atrocities of World Wars I and II.

Yes Drew, you're right. Christmas is a joyous holiday! The celebration of the birth, in a barn, of an impoverished baby who was destined to die young, nailed to a pole by Romans!