passthewaffles
Passthewaffles
passthewaffles
Dec 9
3

“Oh, and due to Republicans cutting the VA budget, you’ll really only be able to use the cardboard and whatever glue may be available.” Read more

Dec 9
11

Details, details. You sound like the rest of the public going on about ethics and what happens to people long term after we install stuff in them. 

Dec 9
6

You beat me to it as I was thinking what’ll happen to those who retire from the military with said technology; do they hand it over? Or what if said soldier needs the implants to continue to hear or see well, does the government give them a “consumer” version of the plug-ins?

Dec 9
14

Upon discharge from the service, you will need to relinquish all DOD assets and equipment. Your local VA hospital will provide you with a pamphlet on fashioning a snazzy eye patch using common items already in the average home. If you have a shoe string and cardboard, then you are halfway there. 

Oct 31
21

See you on the other side, you piece of crap. I’ll miss you the least! 

Oct 29
23

Excellent.  Now I don’t have to ask the printer to re-do the wedding invitations.  Custom matchbooks are expensive.

Oct 29
125

Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

Oct 29
136

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this. Read more

Oct 29
66

listen: I could not all-caps every insane term. I didn’t even include California Formal. 

Oct 29
96

Hey Kelsey, I need your help.  What are proper dress code rules when it comes to running a blog, specifically one about not-sports?  Asking for a friend.

Jan 20 2019
3

Aha! You got all frothed up in your imperialist rage and fell flat on your face on your finishing move when you used the non-word ‘equivalency’ instead of the right and proper ‘equivalence’. Ain’t that ‘Merica... Read more

Aug 4 2015
5

Dude. I realize that symbolic or metaphoric thinking is not all the rage these days but the robot represented people (its creators, Canada and in a broad sense everyone who had given it a lift up until then). I think we all recognize that the robot wasn’t ‘a person’ itself. It was a message in a bottle. If you find a Read more