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“Oh, and due to Republicans cutting the VA budget, you’ll really only be able to use the cardboard and whatever glue may be available.” Read more

Details, details. You sound like the rest of the public going on about ethics and what happens to people long term after we install stuff in them. 

You beat me to it as I was thinking what’ll happen to those who retire from the military with said technology; do they hand it over? Or what if said soldier needs the implants to continue to hear or see well, does the government give them a “consumer” version of the plug-ins?

Upon discharge from the service, you will need to relinquish all DOD assets and equipment. Your local VA hospital will provide you with a pamphlet on fashioning a snazzy eye patch using common items already in the average home. If you have a shoe string and cardboard, then you are halfway there. 

Having the only comment is all I’ve ever wanted.

See you on the other side, you piece of crap. I’ll miss you the least! 

No shit: you Deadspin regulars fucking should get monetary recompense for years of quality content

I will be sincere for the first and only time for the 7+ years I’ve been commenting here. Read more

To hell! 🍻🍻🍻

One last time. I’ll see all you fuckers in hell.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Excellent.  Now I don’t have to ask the printer to re-do the wedding invitations.  Custom matchbooks are expensive.

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.

Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this. Read more

listen: I could not all-caps every insane term. I didn’t even include California Formal. 

Hey Kelsey, I need your help.  What are proper dress code rules when it comes to running a blog, specifically one about not-sports?  Asking for a friend.

That is Just Look Nice with good phrasing

Aha! You got all frothed up in your imperialist rage and fell flat on your face on your finishing move when you used the non-word ‘equivalency’ instead of the right and proper ‘equivalence’. Ain’t that ‘Merica... Read more

Dude. I realize that symbolic or metaphoric thinking is not all the rage these days but the robot represented people (its creators, Canada and in a broad sense everyone who had given it a lift up until then). I think we all recognize that the robot wasn’t ‘a person’ itself. It was a message in a bottle. If you find a… Read more