As someone who hasn’t been to Houston and only knows of it’s existence from the news I would assume the lack of zoning means an out of control house fire can lead to a refinery exploding. 

Drake is the guy who would, in high school, let everyone come to his house on a Friday night when his parents were gone and completely trash the place, just to claim he had friends. 

Not gonna lie: she’s kinda cute, and now I’m kinda turned on.

I don’t know about a succubus, but hang around your local state fair and Incubus will show up

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

ALL NUDE

Aside from his constant courting of Alt-right imagery, memes, dressing up like Hitler, “kill the jews” jokes, and recommending alt-right reactionary Youtubers, I’m not really sure where people get the idea he might be part of the problem. /s

In all seriousness though, it’s worth people knowing exactly how the alt-right…

It’s almost as if making racist comments and making light of Nazis will make you popular with racists...

According to her speech, she had a very successful legal career, beginning at Sidley & Austin, where she worked on marketing and intellectual property law. From there, she became an assistant to the mayor of Chicago and Assistant Commissioner of Planning and Development, before becoming the Executive Director for the…

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

I saw him wrestle live. Tom Magee against Iron Mike Sharpe, who was apparently nursing some kind of forearm injury at the time. All I remember is Magee’s backbreaker finisher, what would happen if you set up a guy for an atomic drop, then just held him on your shoulder until he quit.

I hope he does shut it down for the headline

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Fuck Shaq. He has hidden behind his geneal oaf persona, often with some sort of police badge, for years while abusing that status and terrorizing others. The blue line has emboldened and covered his ass. States Attorney Kathleen Fernandez Rundle declined to further her office’s investigation against him only because…

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

Who's Loughlin now?

They also removed their Google+ post.

Unlike most contractors who worked for Trump, Yang quickly learned to get paid beforehand.

It’s hip to flee squares

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…