A guy tried to rob me on the street with a gun but when I yelled “Thoughts and prayers!!!” he ran off and I was safe. It works!!!

Republican voters have a few people that at this point should be wearing “trigger warning” shirts in their eyes.

I got a conservative ad yesterday and it played the Bobby Newport card on the whole gamut, Pelosi, Schumer, Sanders... Honestly I thought I was accidentally watching Parks and Rec.

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep…

Yeah you want those conservative women votes, start running some fuckboys.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

To your latter point; one could argue that he’s helping out a victim of child abuse

Well, that Lincoln did cause all the unemployment for black people. They were all gainfully employed until that pesky Emancipation Proclamation. /s

My wife is the exact opposite. No matter what restaurant we go to, she will order a Caesar salad with chicken. I will order the restaurant’s speciality and she will eat about half of her salad then pick off samples of my meal and regret not ordering it.

That juice box looks like it was for Jay.

Eh. I find CNN to be generally more trustworthy than FOX (which isn’t saying anything at all) and MSNBC (which isn’t saying much), as both of those networks have such phenomenal amounts of partisan spin applied to every story they cover.

CNN trends Liberal, certainly, but it’s so bumbling about it that half the time it…

Either way, it’s basically a movie about a Zora, so Nintendo should sue both their asses.

You’re right. Paying off debt isn’t fun. An article making it out to be easy and pain-free would be misrepresenting that.

I really want to move to Oregon. Fuck this red state shit.

The Democrats biggest weakness is that they care what Republican voters think about them.

I disagree. He’s a loathsome individual but a justice system built on vengeance is no justice system at all.

There are over a million immigrants who were brought here illegally as children. Now they have children who are US citizens. Those US citizens are watching their families being torn apart. They will remember that, and vote.

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

lol, google and every other company is already doing this, my google home doesn’t provide any info google didn’t already have on me.

As evil as Breitbart?

Holy shit.