Counterpoint: Dressing nicely might score you a free upgrade (but very likely won’t), while dressing comfortably is a sure bet.

I know it’s not shocking, but it’s heartbreaking to hear someone talk about how their own mother chose whiteness over their children. And wanting to take you to a step-family’s Thanksgiving? Just gross.

Swish.

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

Muller-Trump interactions are an interesting part of the standard model. T particles have a very high decay rate and emit a considerable amount of low energy photons. Mullers however tend to weakly interact with photons but have a large mass. The first Muller-Trump interaction will be proof of WIMPs being the cause of…

53 percent of black women didnt vote for Trump so there is that to celebrate.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

This seems to me LeBron just showing his power. “You will not trade me, I am not a pawn”. He would rather have a bad season than give up a modicum of control. He has been working to gain that power his whole career and he won’t allow terms dictated to him. I respect it.

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland?

did anyone cover that Trump thinks health insurance costs $14 a year!

How do I get one of those Doomfist controllers? I’m throwing money at my screen, but nothing happens (and now my screen has cracks in it...)

When I was 19 I got two STDs in one week. Where is my parade?

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

You just know Trump is fuming at his placement in the 2017 G20 class photo.

Very true. Republicans have even been saying for years that once you give people an entitlement, it’s nearly impossible to take back. They’ve been saying it as if giving people healthcare is the worst thing in the world, and that’s total BS, but I do agree that they can’t take it back now without major political…

We’re all watching a predator at work.

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

Deandre Jordan is more of a Maverick than John McCain.