Then you are not as liberal as they come. You’re not that liberal at all, actually.

The very nano-second that you see the government support gun restrictions you will know the government is afraid of revolution from the left.

...and he and his team are using a private server now.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

I won’t march because I’m wondering where the hell were these people before the election and mobilizing voters to stop Trump? Where were these hundreds of thousands of people to help GOTV in their states? Did all of these people vote? Where were they in the 2010 and 2014 elections to vote against Republicans who were…

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

MABA: Make America Bane Again

The argument I’ve seen is “that’s because unlike Obama supporters, Trump supporters HAVE JOBS.”

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

Not shitty training, finely honed racism.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

And remember that Cap had to give a beatdown twice to get the message across to both versions, 1.0 (Nazis) and 2.0 (HYDRA within SHIELD). He put it best when he pointed out, even before knowing that HYDRA was in SHIELD...

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”