He resolutely refuses to play basketball during the summer. He’s too exhausted and too high-strung. “One day, you’re playing against Larry Bird in the Boston Garden, next day you’re playing against Sam Sausagehead on some playground. No way.”

Is Timmy the best power forward ever? The discussion came up at a card game a few years back and my pick was Karl Malone based on the combination of his overpowering strength and incredible skill. Sir Charles got most of the love because he has the best numbers(and of course his explosiveness)while an old timer swore…

‘By blowing $32 million to overpay and re-sign most of their bad bench, which already wasn’t good enough to get to the Conference Finals’

A couple of cloves of garlic is gonna overpower your ceviche.

For what it's worth, I watched the highlight video and Borat's son actually does run the floor like a guard.

The ratings are gonna be through the roof! (to be fair, an outhouse’s ceiling isn’t very high)

Just say you don't like wine and be done with it. I doubt anybody's going to press you any further for you recommendation.

'Considering that you tried to order a Michelob Ultra as a pre-dinner aperitif'...

Got 'em!