Phew, at least you answered the question definitively.

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

Wait, timeout, what?!

Congratu-fucking-lations.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

I'm going to politely ask that people don't use homophobic language while discussing Edson. Call him an idiot/moron/whatever, but please don't say Yahoo-level stuff.

It's okay though: they're doing segregation the Right Way.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Spoken like someone who couldn't rely on talent in the first place. That's like saying because microwaves are so easy to use anyone should be able to cook a great meal.

Mrs. Otey: Ohhhhh, he's so beautiful. He has your eyes!

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fumble on the goal line like you have tiny arms like a dinosaur.

I personally like the girl who taps her dude friend on the shoulder so she can get some high fives. For him it's YEAH spontaneous. For her she really needed those fives.

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Only need to change one letter.

Color Commentator: And it was clearly not negligent. It was not even grossly negligent. It was grossly willful. And it was done repeatedly.

So this is a story about the early 19th century then?