They actually sell Bernard Berrian jerseys? I'll be damned.

And at the 6:40 mark they drag the dude off to the rapin' shed.

If Peter King has his way, Ms. Burton will be working on a drawing of Tiki Barber in short order.

"It's the Brooklyn Nets. Jay-Z said so."

"Grown men still put gunk on a baseball to get a couple inches more movement."

After the match, Larry Merchant told the goalpost it's lucky that it's not 1961, or made of copper. Because hobos steal copper and sell it for drug money, you see.

Shouldn't they at least have allowed him to retire in order to pursue a lifelong dream of playing rec league softball?